Nutrition

Mr. Wrong: The sweetness is my weakness

Mr. Wrong: The sweetness is my weakness

Man, I was having myself a pretty good 2016 A.D. until Our Government stomped its hobnailed jackboot down upon my throat (OK, more accurately in front of my food-hole) with the latest addendum to "Dietary Guidelines for Americans 2015-2020," which goes into excruciating detail, with charts and graphs and stuff, all about how Americans like you and me (well, me for sure, I have not seen your Identity Card) need to eat Healthy, blergh!

I mean, again, I dunno about you, but I could stand to lose a few pounds, and I'm trying, for real. I take a nice walk every day and I am gonna buy one of those "standing desk" contraptions to work in front of at...

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