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A totally real guide to the characters in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'

A totally real guide to the characters in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'

Apparently there is a new Star Wars movie out! This film will surely make billions and billions of earth dollars and woo a disenchanted and spurned public back into the loving arms of a galaxy far, far away. With franchise newcomers like John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, and Lupita Nyong'o joining graybeards like Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and the huge man who lives in the Chewbacca suit, J.J. Abrams (probably) artfully weds nostalgia for the simpler space opera days of yore with a positive vision for the future of this incredibly lucrative franchise. But for a moment forget about headliners Kylo Ren and Finn and Poe Dameron and Rey, as there are a host of likely new...

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