Gifts to Get You Laid

• “Yes Please,” by Amy Poehler ($28.99) Show her your sensitive side and she might show you hers. (see Hamdpen)
• Love Coupons ($5) There’s no better guarantee for getting some than presenting a document entitling you to it. (see Hampden)
• Nordic Ware Rolled Omelette Pan ($49.95) Knowing how to make breakfast food has been scientifically proven to be the leading cause of morning sex. (see North Baltimore)

Gifts to Stuff in Stockings

• Geometric drop earrings ($22) Every stocking needs something tiny and shiny. (see Federal Hill)
• Bristol Six Leopard Nipple Tassels ($26) Small enough for a stocking, sexy enough for your gal. (see Fells Point)
• Zeke’s Coffee ($14) A bag of Zeke’s will delight the recipient while also giving their other stocking stuffers a slight coffee aroma. (see Hamilton/Lauraville)

Gifts for warmth

• Neon Eaters Lumberjack Hat ($26.95) The most reasonable way to keep a hipster baby toasty. (see Fells Point)
• Cuvee Jean Louis sparkling wine ($10.99), Orchard Pear liquor ($23.99) Booze is basically just a gentle, slow burning fire in your heart. (see Mount Vernon/Downtown)
• Cotton Throws ($169-$225 each) Nothing says winter-time joy more than curling up by the fire with one of these. (North Baltimore)