7 p.m. Saigon Today, 700 S Potomac St. (410) 276-4888, saigontodaybmore.com, $20 to enter.
Feast on pho—and the souls of your enemies—at Saigon Today’s second annual pho eating competition. The first person to finish two bowls (only two?) is the winner. It’s just $20 to enter, and there will also be beer from the Peabody Heights Breweries so you’ll have something to wash it down with. Winner gets bragging rights, money, and brewery swag.