7 and 9:45 p.m., The Senator Theatre, 5904 York Road, (410) 323-4424, thesenator.theatrecom, $9-$11.50.
Oof. Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) put all of our class-clowning, absentee mischief, and parade lip-synching to shame three decades ago. If you're feeling old, live vicariously through your kids (if you have any) and let them play hooky today to see John Hughes' monumental teen comedy on the big screen. Yeah, it's screening in the evening and yeah, it's way less cool if your parents take you out of school, but they'll get it.