5 p.m., The Point in Fells, 1738 Thames St., (410) 327-7264, thepointinfells.com, $25-$30.
Like most people, we’re mesmerized—and a little jealous—of the athletes in Rio. Stop dwelling on the fact that you’ll never hit your triple axel flip or whatever and instead focus on something you can do—like drinking. There’s still time to round up a team of four other beer-drinking elites and represent in a mixture of drinking game favorites. You’ll get a T-shirt, a headband (because you’ll be doing some serious heavy lifting?), and a pitcher of Natty Boh—and a portion of ticket prices will go to the Special Olympics.