9 p.m., The Crown, 1910 N. Charles St., (410) 625-4848, facebook.com/TheCrownBaltimore, $8.
People who straighten their hair during the muggy, sweating, dog days of summer might are among the most determined of our species. We don’t even bother—humidity’s gonna have it’s way with our ‘do as soon as we walk out the door anyway. Then there’s this: the Balti Gurls’ dance party that is sure to be the death of any stick-stright ‘do. But with DJ’s like Gun$ Garcia, Suga Shay (pictured), and Genie set to work their magic, it’s so worth it.