A punk band disguised in multicolor ski masks—is it Pussy Riot? Nope, it’s something a thousand times less awesome. Masked Intruder, as its name would suggest, is a band o’ bros, each identified only by the Crayola hue of their respective face sock, playing weak-ass pop punk circa Hot Topic 2007. Aw, that’s so cute. 8 p.m., Sidebar, 218 E. Lexington St., (410) 659-4130, sidebarbaltimore.com, $12.