9 p.m.- 1 a.m., Ottobar, 2549 N. Howard St., (410) 662-0069, theottobar.com, free entry from 9-10 p.m., $5 after.
Pretend to be a very important jet-setter without those pesky yacht payments. There will be fancy frozen drinks and music from live DJs—but they had us at the jerk chicken buffet. Come dressed for the beach or in your finest boating attire. Sticking your pinky (or nose) in the air is, of course, optional.