Ex-Gov. Martin O'Malley came out of the Democratic debate last week looking surprisingly not terrible. His closing statements, in which he touted the differences in substance between the Democratic and Republican primary debates, went minorly viral—as did his good looks: BuzzFeed quickly compiled a post (including shirtless pics of O'Malley, natch) that called him “handsome as hell.” But all the BuzzFeed listicles in the world probably won't change the fact that his chances of being president—much like his current net worth, according to an estimate from Forbes—is pretty much zero.

Alex Fine
Copyright © 2019, Baltimore City Paper, a Baltimore Sun Media Group publication | Privacy Policy