Best Politician That Should Be Tied Down On Light Rail Tracks By Snidely Whiplash: Gov. Larry Hogan

Can’t you just see the somberly clad enemy of Dudley Do-Right twisting his long mustache and saying “You think you cut the light rail, I think the light rail will cut you!” Of course, the hero would come and save the governor just before the train came clanking over him—later, he would demand a thank you—because we don’t actually want our wretched governor to die. We just want him to quit being governor. Instead, he continues to try to pull of his magic trick of making Baltimore disappear. Of course, as it turns out, we’re all still here—bastard just took off with our money. 

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