821 S. Broadway, (410) 563-6800, woodysrumbar.com
With rum choices in the double digits and an excellent view of the Harbor, it’s laughable that Woody’s could be so negligent in one rather important area: its bathrooms. We can’t speak for the men’s stalls, but one of the two women’s stall stealthily reveals its teeny-tiny-ness once you try to close the door. Ladies, you better wear dresses cause there is no pulling down any two-legged clothing in there. One has to expertly straddle the toilet like an athlete getting into the perfect formation. We’re glad this is the only blemish on Woody’s Baltimore oasis. Word to the wise—wait for the normal stall.