Best Pun as Store Name

City Paper

2011 N. Charles St., (410) 846-3490

“We need a name that tells people what our sex shop is really all about.” 

“How about The Dildo Rodeo Show?”

“No, too Buffalo Bill and the Wild Wild West. Plus, we also stock lingerie, sensual lotions and oils, DVDs, and so much more.”

“Hmm, something more all-encompassing. OK. How about the Pussy Cat’s Cradle?”

“Sounds too much like a pet store. We need a name that signals to all of Baltimore’s perverts that ours is the one-stop shop for all their needs.”

“Playground for Pervs?”

“Not quite”

“Pervfect Playground?”

“Nailed it.”

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