8024 Max Blobs Park Road, Jessup, blobspark.net
Dancing at Blob's Park can be a humbling experience. The Bavarian beer hall happens to be the spot for polka dancing in the mid-Atlantic, and any first-time visitor is sure to be outclassed by quick-stepping older folks who've clearly been polka-ing for years. But never fear: There are regular dance lessons, and there's plenty of room on the giant hardwood floor for missteps. We recommend a stein or two of German beer to help you loosen up a bit, and some weinerschnitzel, sauerbraten, or knockwurst for the appetite you'll surely whip up. And if an 80-year-old asks you to dance, you're not allowed to say no. Besides, you just might learn something.
Runners-Up!Best Place to Go Dancing2. Club Hippo
3. Lithuanian Hall
4. Mobtown Ballroom
5. Red Maple