Best Presidential Candidate

One-time Baltimore scenester and 25-year national mayoral candidate Vermin Supreme had a few of his 15 minutes in February, when a video of the head-booted prankster flinging glitter on anti-abortion crusader Randall Terry while screaming, "He's turning gay!" went viral. Missing, of course, was the deep humanity just beneath that "Friendly Fascist" exterior. Aside from promising free ponies, VS is a student of police tactics and the military state's increasing repression of peaceful dissent. Demand a recount.

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