June 10: Beyoncé

I really regretted not emptying my wallet on Beyoncé’s last stop at M&T Bank Stadium when her and that no-good-piece-of-shit-how-could-you Jay Z’s On The Run tour came to Baltimore two summers ago. Tickets were priced ridiculously high, but, Beyoncé. Of course, the next chance just came around with the announcement of her Formation tour, and my frugality/not having money got the best of me again. Damn this responsibleness! I know many other Beyoncé fans in Baltimore are feeling the same, especially after she dropped that gorgeous gift of a visual album “Lemonade.” But, okay, here’s an idea: what if Bey let us take a flight on her chopper (I know that privilege is reserved for her man when he hit it right, but maybe she’ll just take our devotion), and dropped us gently onto the stadium floor. If you’re reading this, Bey (I mean, that would be a big surprise), please. You’re worth every dollar, and you’re worth every minute, but I don’t have the fucking money. Help me out. 7:30 p.m., M&T Bank Stadium, 1101 Russell St., mtstadium.eventticketscenter.com, like a bajillion dollars (more like $100-$305). (Maura Callahan)

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