They are billionaires! They are Charles Koch and David H. Koch! They fund organizations that are Anthropogenic Global Warming skeptics! They are Republican zealots or Right-Wing zealots or Libertarian zealots or something! They support the Cato Institute! They raised money for Mitt Romney! They are against Obamacare! They almost-maybe bought the Tribune Company, the one that owns The Baltimore Sun! But they didn't! Wow, that was a close one! What would we have done? Wait, they just bought Molex, one of the component suppliers for Apple! Our iPhones! Aieee!!!