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  • Right Now It Is Baseball Season, Fuckos, and Don't You Forget It

    Right Now It Is Baseball Season, Fuckos, and Don't You Forget It
    It’s not football season, OK? It’s fucking Baseball season. Your Baltimore Orioles are in first fucking place in the Eastern Division of the American League, a League so fucking American that it is named AMERICAN and Your Baltimore Orioles are, as of When-I-Am-Pecking-Out-This-Mr.-Wrong-Column-Time, a full five games up over the second-place and Canadian Toronto Blue Jays, and it is time to focus on Baseball, and winning, and not on some preseason grabass football, OK?
  • The Undercard

    Being in first place doesn’t feel as good as it should. As it stands Monday morning, the Orioles lead the American League East by seven games over the Yankees, with the Blue Jays a half a game behind them. Prior to losing two out of three to the...

    Spectators Who Vomit During Baltimore Orioles Games Should be Summarily Ejected for Reasons of Public Health

    Trigger warning: The above headline already kinda spoilered it, but if you have a hard time dealing with explicit written depictions of emesis by humans, you are excused from reading this week’s helping of the Mr. Wrong Column, so please go ahead...

    5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

    Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place. If you had told me at the beginning of the season that Matt Wieters’ season would end in May, that 88 games into the season, J.J. Hardy would only have two homers,...

    News Hole

    No huge news today, so let's get straight to the News Hole: One Step Closer: City Council committee votes 5-0 to support Leonard Hamm's appointment to the position of city police chief. Hamm goes before the full council March 14 for final confirmation....