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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel jumps into your nostalgia and asks, 'What would Vin Diesel Do?'

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel jumps into your nostalgia and asks, 'What would Vin Diesel Do?'

Comics artists Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird originally conceived "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" as a parody of brooding '80s comics artist Frank Miller's obsessions with grim urbanity. So what better time than now, when Netflix's "Daredevil" series fashions itself as "The Wire" with costumes and "Batman v Superman" is making audiences more miserable than Brecht could ever dream, for a piss take in the form of an even nuttier sequel to the CGI-heavy, meme-happy TMNT reboot? That the new sequel is also a market-conscious brand alteration is, well, wholly expected in the age of tronc.

The 2014 Michael Bay-produced Turtles reboot offered itself...

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