Stanley Kubrick

Best Leafy Green Conspiracy: One Straw Farm

19718 Kirkwood Shop Road, White Hall, (410) 343-1828,

In Stanley Kubrick’s major motion-picture classic “A Clockwork Orange,” a violent and dissolute youth is conditioned to be revolted to the point of paralyzing nausea by violence, via the forced consumption of recordings of constant, relentless, and never-ending violence, and we know how he feels, only it’s with chard, a leafy green vegetable. Chard’s very healthy, and for quite a few years we’ve been in on the Community Supported Agriculture from One Straw Farm, but enough already with the greens, especially...