Thanksgiving Thursday, Nov. 27
All day, America, price of turkey.
This holiday, we're thankful for the American tradition of stuffing food inside other food, like Doritos Loaded, those frozen breakfast sausages wrapped in chocolate chip pancakes on a stick, and, of course, turducken. So enjoy your Thanksgiving feast in the most American way possible. Fill your turkey not just with typical stuffing or other fowl, but with the entire meal: the mashed potatoes, the salad, the cranberry sauce, the pumpkin pie, the deviled eggs, everything. It's patriotic and more portable.