Mr. Wrong

Mr. Wrong By Joe MacLeod
Mr. Wrong: It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving

You don't have to eat a turkey if you don't want to, but I look forward to eating something (OK, overeating a lot of somethings) on Thanksgiving and then lying on the floor in front of the Television. You know how in some old songs they say, "Throw your hands up in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care"?

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Mr. Wrong goes to see Wye Oak with the BSO and wants you to stay in your seats

I don't know about you, but I enjoy Cultural Activities, so the other evening I went to this "Pulse" show at the Meyerhoff Arena or whatever they call it to see this rock band Wye Oak (which is named after an extinct tree, I think) along with the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra, so it's two different kinds of music, and they do crazy mix-'em-ups in hopes of blowing everybody's mind and maybe tricking

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Mr. Wrong: It's bacteria season

This November has started out Unseasonably Warm, eh?

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Mr. Wrong: Meat your murder maker

Did you see this thing about how the WHO, which is the World Health Organization, which has this cancer part called The International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC), told The People of Earth that Meat gives you cancer?

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Mr. Wrong: Pretty Vacants

Hey Baltimore, do you remember that "Project 5000" thing or whatever it was called, where The City bought a mess of Vacant Properties and they (and you know who They are) were gonna do something with 'em to make Baltimore better? To interest, entice, and otherwise impel lotsa the Populace to look to Baltimore and say they want to Repopulate it?

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Mr. Wrong: It is Always Sports Season Everywhere

As your Personal Adviser, I am totally advising you that you have to examine yourself every once in a while, and I'm not talking about what you're supposed to do in the shower, which you should of course do, I am talking about your Mental Hygiene, inside your Brain, OK? Examine your brain! What is it doing?

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