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Mr. Wrong: Thanks to Mexico, I'm More Tolerant of Adult Halloween This Year

Usually I am just a li’l bit irritated with Halloween, specifically in terms of how I Believe it is mainly for The Children, and it’s primarily for the little nosepickers to go out in costumes and practice being panhandlers, and adults should simmer down and let the...

You Need to Learn to Relax or the Stress Will Fucking Kill You Before the Thing That is Supposed to Kill You Gets the Chance

I am just a squirrel out there trying to get a nut, and, in the manner of the noble and industrious shadow-tailed Sciuridae, I am content with my fate to...

It's Cold and Flu and Ebola Season: Please to Go Wash Your Hands

Holy crap, I almost didn’t even notice, but it is now officially Cold and Flu season! Go wash your hands right now, seriously, get with the prophylaxis,...

This week it is officially Fall, and I for one am totally OK with that, because I had a great Summer, and I had some Summer Vacation action and I asked you,...

Q&A Transcript of a non-hypothetical Conversation Between my Legal Counsel and Me

I am happy to be using the space for this week’s session of the Mr. Wrong Column to announce that I have Officially Concluded my...

Best of Baltimore is the Best, of Baltimore, and it's Next Week Right Here in City Paper

Hey Baltimore, next week is my fave-rave time of the year, the Best episode of Baltimore’s Best Alternative Weekly, namely, City Paper’s Best of Baltimore, a year’...

The Simmering of Summer Movies

Hey man, Summer is almost over, but not yet! Depending on when this iteration of the Mr. Wrong Column is plopped onto some newspaper or pooped into a Web page, we haz over two whole...

I hate school, seriously, I have gone on record many times as saying there are many mornings I wake up (or regain consciousness, depending on my previous evening), clap my hands...

Frito-Lay: Stop Testing Potato Chips on Public

Like many U.S. Americans, I enjoy to snack on snack food products, as opposed to like, some carrot sticks or otherwise healthy crap, such as, I dunno, fruit, I guess. 

Right Now It Is Baseball Season, Fuckos, and Don't You Forget It

It’s not football season, OK? It’s fucking Baseball season. Your Baltimore Orioles are in first fucking place in the Eastern Division of the American League, a League so...

I'm Hungry

Seriously, I could eat right now, I mean, I just ate, but that was a mere Breaking of the Fast after my sleep period, which is anywhere from...

I lost my Day Job back in March, and since then, I have been Getting Paid a la carte, if you will, for various products that come out of my brain and hands,...

Chikungunya!

Man, I don’t know about you, but I am having a great summer, seriously, I have gone places and eaten things, I have relaxed in many of...

Hey Baltimore Patrons of The Arts, it’s almost time for Artscape! What? OK, I know, half of you are going like “Artscape? You mean that stupid thing where the traffic...

Trigger warning: The above headline already kinda spoilered it, but if you have a hard time dealing with explicit written depictions of emesis by humans, you are excused from...

Arroooo!!! Hey everybody, it's Summer! In honor of that, even though I am Underemployed from a Day Job, I am going on a Vacation I planned—and lucky for me, paid for—a...

Hey Baltimore—and Maryland, even—did you know there is an election coming up on June 24? Politics! Government! Democracy! Voting! A Day Off From Work or at Least an Excuse...

I don't know about you, but I enjoy and appreciate the Art, as in Fine, and I consider certain kindsa graffiti and outdoor stuff such as murals to be exactly that, Fine Art, as long...

Hey everybody, there are lots of reasons not to read The Mr. Wrong Column, but if you were thinking about reading this Column today but do not Own or Look at a Television, ever,...

Greetings students, educators, family, and distinguished guests of The Mr. Wrong Column. Today I am here to remind you that I, in my capacity as the writerer of The Mr. Wrong Column,...

Hi Ho! I just got back from the Pimlico racetrack of parimutuel wagering on horse racing and, boy, is my wallet tired, hiyo! All seriousness aside, I had my first winning day at...

There are a lot of very important things going on in the world these days, currently, events-wise, and many of them are bad, or very sad, and sometimes I don't understand how...

Hey everybody, here we all are, in Week Two of the New & Improved Baltimore Sun Company, LLC-owned City Paper, and I dunno about you and your opinions, but I think things...

that's exactly what I was doing in the "Mr. Wrong" column last week, complaining about my belly, right? Specifically about being drug-addicted to Lansoprazole, a "Proton Pump...

SO A COUPLE-THREE YEARS AGO I go to the doctor and he tells me I have the Acid Reflux condition where I have the Acid, and it is Refluxing, and I should take a pill. I should...

I live in The City of Baltimore, Maryland, America, and I pay my fucking taxes, so I get to bitch about all the stuff The City of Baltimore is supposed to handle, but I also get to...

Why is this week different from every other week? Because this week ends with Super Bowl! XLVIII! ...

Hey, Happy New Year (still), OK? I mean, overall it's still kinda early days to be saying this Year Of Our Lord is a really good or a really crappy year (yet), but we have The...

Hey Baltimore, so I read in the paper the other day, The Baltimore Sun, the daily one, if you will, that our elected Mayor, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, is now guilty,...

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