MR. WRONG

I hate school, seriously, I have gone on record many times as saying there are many mornings I wake up (or regain consciousness, depending on my previous evening), clap my hands together, and say out loud, “No School Today! Arroooo!” Man, do I hate school. I hated...

Frito-Lay: Stop Testing Potato Chips on Public

Like many U.S. Americans, I enjoy to snack on snack food products, as opposed to like, some carrot sticks or otherwise healthy crap, such as, I dunno, fruit, I guess. 

Right Now It Is Baseball Season, Fuckos, and Don't You Forget It

It’s not football season, OK? It’s fucking Baseball season. Your Baltimore Orioles are in first fucking place in the Eastern Division of the American League, a League so...

I'm Hungry

Seriously, I could eat right now, I mean, I just ate, but that was a mere Breaking of the Fast after my sleep period, which is anywhere from...

I lost my Day Job back in March, and since then, I have been Getting Paid a la carte, if you will, for various products that come out of my brain and hands,...

Chikungunya!

Man, I don’t know about you, but I am having a great summer, seriously, I have gone places and eaten things, I have relaxed in many of...

Hey Baltimore Patrons of The Arts, it’s almost time for Artscape! What? OK, I know, half of you are going like “Artscape? You mean that stupid thing where the traffic...

Trigger warning: The above headline already kinda spoilered it, but if you have a hard time dealing with explicit written depictions of emesis by humans, you are excused from...

Arroooo!!! Hey everybody, it's Summer! In honor of that, even though I am Underemployed from a Day Job, I am going on a Vacation I planned—and lucky for me, paid for—a...

Hey Baltimore—and Maryland, even—did you know there is an election coming up on June 24? Politics! Government! Democracy! Voting! A Day Off From Work or at Least an Excuse...

I don't know about you, but I enjoy and appreciate the Art, as in Fine, and I consider certain kindsa graffiti and outdoor stuff such as murals to be exactly that, Fine Art, as long...

Hey everybody, there are lots of reasons not to read The Mr. Wrong Column, but if you were thinking about reading this Column today but do not Own or Look at a Television, ever,...

Greetings students, educators, family, and distinguished guests of The Mr. Wrong Column. Today I am here to remind you that I, in my capacity as the writerer of The Mr. Wrong Column,...

Hi Ho! I just got back from the Pimlico racetrack of parimutuel wagering on horse racing and, boy, is my wallet tired, hiyo! All seriousness aside, I had my first winning day at...

There are a lot of very important things going on in the world these days, currently, events-wise, and many of them are bad, or very sad, and sometimes I don't understand how...

Hey everybody, here we all are, in Week Two of the New & Improved Baltimore Sun Company, LLC-owned City Paper, and I dunno about you and your opinions, but I think things...

that's exactly what I was doing in the "Mr. Wrong" column last week, complaining about my belly, right? Specifically about being drug-addicted to Lansoprazole, a "Proton Pump...

SO A COUPLE-THREE YEARS AGO I go to the doctor and he tells me I have the Acid Reflux condition where I have the Acid, and it is Refluxing, and I should take a pill. I should...

I live in The City of Baltimore, Maryland, America, and I pay my fucking taxes, so I get to bitch about all the stuff The City of Baltimore is supposed to handle, but I also get to...

Why is this week different from every other week? Because this week ends with Super Bowl! XLVIII! ...

Hey, Happy New Year (still), OK? I mean, overall it's still kinda early days to be saying this Year Of Our Lord is a really good or a really crappy year (yet), but we have The...

Hey Baltimore, so I read in the paper the other day, The Baltimore Sun, the daily one, if you will, that our elected Mayor, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, is now guilty,...

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