Hot Fudge Wednesdays

Hot Fudge Wednesdays By Lexie Mountain
Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Ride with every color of the rainbow

A few weeks ago, Gov. Larry Hogan unveiled a brand-new website dedicated to thinking about proposing to maybe solve some of the issues facing Baltimore City's public transportation system, calling the plan outlined on the MTA's BaltimoreLink website "incredible" and "comprehensive."

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Books: Why? Who Let You In Here?

Books. Everyone thinks they are so great, but what if they are actually bad? Many common misconceptions regarding books and book-related facts exist, and today is as good as any other hazel-eyed day to have one's mind utterly cast asunder, with walls of reality crashing downward as if under the blows of an independent contractor's mighty sledge. Time to myth-bust!

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Thing of It

I probably won't live to see this because of all the bug spray I've accidentally consumed, but there are many things I pray for my great-great-grandspawn. Some day, the good people of earth will proceed on electric highways unmolested by futurecops, because all correctional facilities have been transformed into libraries and art museums.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Weed Issue

W is for WOW I LIKE IT


W is for I meant to spell another word in this acrostic and only realized it just now

W is for Weed!

E is for Eureka, the health care that you smoke!

E is for I don’t really know that much about marijuana legislation after all!

D is for DO SOME!


List of animals that can be purchased in the form of a glass pipe:

1. Elephant. The cutest and largest.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Public Health Dazzler

The thing the tobacco industry doesn’t want you to know about quitting is how fun it is. Like, crazy insane bat-shit fun. Totally bananas out-of-control fun! Quitting smoking is, like, the most fun thing I’ve ever done!

You are probably thinking one of two reasonable thoughts.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Valentine’s Day was stressful. Every year, it’s the same. From eating so much Valentine’s Day turkey that my pants unbutton themselves out of sheer exhaustion while I loaf on the couch during the traditional Valentine’s Day football game, to the yearly argument between Uncle Ruth and Aunt Sleeve about how vegetarians are bad for the environment, I’m bushed!

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