Hot Fudge Wednesdays

Hot Fudge Wednesdays By Lexie Mountain
Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Put on your End-Times Cardigan

It's spring and I have my finger-wagging pants on! One question for people who live in the vicinity of cars and the question is, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Maybe I'm getting conservative in my moderately advanced dog years. I confess that on a stroll in Mount Vernon last spring, I espied a man's bare ankles and immediately took ill.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Fun with the Constitution

Since Jan. 2, an armed militia calling themselves the Citizens for Constitutional Freedom have "occupied" federal lands and buildings in Oregon's Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Led by two of the sons of Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, more than a hundred militants justify the action as a protest of federal overreach and intend to stay, in the words of Ammon Bundy, "indefinitely."

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top 10 Wetlands You Can't Google Yourself Out Of

Can I tell you something extremely personal? I'm on the Eastern Shore for a full week, and two days in, my pelvis is vibrating. Faintly, arrhythmically, sure, but as I sit here on a lawn chair in a garage, slapping December mosquitoes, the bones cradling my reproductive organs hum in a sort of downward fashion. When I was born, my hips were, medically speaking, all fudged out.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Ride with every color of the rainbow

A few weeks ago, Gov. Larry Hogan unveiled a brand-new website dedicated to thinking about proposing to maybe solve some of the issues facing Baltimore City's public transportation system, calling the plan outlined on the MTA's BaltimoreLink website "incredible" and "comprehensive."

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Books: Why? Who Let You In Here?

Books. Everyone thinks they are so great, but what if they are actually bad? Many common misconceptions regarding books and book-related facts exist, and today is as good as any other hazel-eyed day to have one's mind utterly cast asunder, with walls of reality crashing downward as if under the blows of an independent contractor's mighty sledge. Time to myth-bust!

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Thing of It

I probably won't live to see this because of all the bug spray I've accidentally consumed, but there are many things I pray for my great-great-grandspawn. Some day, the good people of earth will proceed on electric highways unmolested by futurecops, because all correctional facilities have been transformed into libraries and art museums.

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