Hot Fudge Wednesdays By Lexie Mountain
Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Thing of It

I probably won't live to see this because of all the bug spray I've accidentally consumed, but there are many things I pray for my great-great-grandspawn. Some day, the good people of earth will proceed on electric highways unmolested by futurecops, because all correctional facilities have been transformed into libraries and art museums.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Weed Issue

W is for WOW I LIKE IT


W is for I meant to spell another word in this acrostic and only realized it just now

W is for Weed!

E is for Eureka, the health care that you smoke!

E is for I don’t really know that much about marijuana legislation after all!

D is for DO SOME!


List of animals that can be purchased in the form of a glass pipe:

1. Elephant. The cutest and largest.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Public Health Dazzler

The thing the tobacco industry doesn’t want you to know about quitting is how fun it is. Like, crazy insane bat-shit fun. Totally bananas out-of-control fun! Quitting smoking is, like, the most fun thing I’ve ever done!

You are probably thinking one of two reasonable thoughts.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Valentine’s Day was stressful. Every year, it’s the same. From eating so much Valentine’s Day turkey that my pants unbutton themselves out of sheer exhaustion while I loaf on the couch during the traditional Valentine’s Day football game, to the yearly argument between Uncle Ruth and Aunt Sleeve about how vegetarians are bad for the environment, I’m bushed!

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

We the people cannot get enough of Mandy Len Catron’s article “To Fall In Love With Anyone, Do This,” presently the most popular article on NewYorkTimes dot com according to CBSnews dot com. Catron’s contemporary revisitation of an experiment developed by Dr.

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Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Nothing says winter magic like the moment the 2015 tent catalogs appear! 2014 models are on sale, and we are treated to a glimpse of what 2016 might hold for advances in the tent tech sector. Whether you do your tent shopping online or at the graveyard store, I have a few suggestions to smooth the kinks out of even the savviest little duckling’s tent-acquisition process.

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