FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on," says satirical news commentator Jon Stewart. That's a healthy attitude. To do his work, he needs a never-ending supply of stories about people doing crazy, corrupt, and hypocritical...

ARIES (March 21-April 19): What are the sources that heal and nourish you? Where do you go to renew yourself? Who are the people and animals that treat you the best and are most...

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Would you like your savings account to grow? Then deposit money into it on a consistent basis. Would you like to feel good and have a lot of physical...

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and comets inside us," writes novelist Robert R. McCammon. "We are born able to sing to birds and read the...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) I believe your persuasive powers will be stronger than usual in the weeks ahead. The words coming out of your mouth will sound especially interesting. I also...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) "When I was young," wrote French author Albert Camus, "I expected people to give me more than they could-continuous friendship, permanent emotion." That...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) When the path ahead divides in two, I am hoping you can work some magic that will allow you to take both ways at once. If you do master this riddle-if you...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Fireworks displays excite the eyes and lift the spirit. But the smoke and dust they produce can harm the lungs with residues of heavy metals. The toxic...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) In his novel The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Milan Kundera says that the brain has "a special area which we might call poetic memory and which records...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) It's Compensation Week. If you have in the past suffered from injustice, it's an excellent time to go in quest of restitution. If you have been deprived of...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) "There was another life that I might have had, but I am having this one." So says a character in Kazuo Ishiguro's novel The Unconsoled. At this juncture in your life story,...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The battles you've been waging these last 10 months have been worthy of you. They've tested your mettle and grown your courage. But I suspect that your...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) In her TED Talk, science writer Mary Roach made it clear that human beings don't need genital stimulation to experience orgasms. She spoke of a woman who routinely reaches...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Actor Casey Affleck appreciates the nurturing power of his loved ones. "My family would be supportive," he says, "if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins,...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) "Dear Astrologer: We Aries people have an intense fire burning inside us. It's an honor and a privilege. We're lucky to be animated with such a generous...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) "You know it's Saturday when you are wiping off vodka stains from your face with a marshmallow," testifies the woman who writes the Tumblr blog French Fries Absinthe...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) You can blame it on the coming full moon. You can blame it on the gorgeous storm or the epic dream or the haunting song or the suffering you're struggling to vanquish. All...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Are you between jobs? Between romantic partners? Between secure foundations and clear mandates and reasons to get up each morning? Probably at least one of...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Whose enemy are you? Are you anyone's adversary or obstructionist or least favorite person? Answer honestly, please. Don't be in denial. Next question: Do you derive anything...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) A woman from New Mexico wrote to tell me that after reading my horoscopes for three years in the Santa Fe Reporter, she had decided to stop. "I changed my beliefs," she said....

ARIES (March 21-April 19) I have coined a new word just for your horoscope this week. It's "zex," short for "zen sex." Zex is a kind of sex in which your mind is at rest, empty of all...

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Freedom is the most important kind of joy you can seek right now. It's also the most important subject to study and think about, as well as the most...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) If for some inexplicable reason you are not simmering with new ideas about how you could drum up more money, I don't know what to tell you-except that...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) On my 15th birthday, I finally figured out that eating dairy products was the cause of my chronic respiratory problems. From that day forward, I avoided foods made from cow's...

ARIES (March 21-April 19) "When you plant seeds in the garden, you don't dig them up every day to see if they have sprouted yet," says Buddhist nun Thubten Chodron. "You simply...

CONNECT WITH US
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Flickr
  • RSS Feeds
TRENDING
Calendar

PHOTOS

CP ON FACEBOOK
CP ON TWITTER