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Mr. Wrong: Unofficial pie is better than official cake

Mr. Wrong: Unofficial pie is better than official cake

I saw on the pages of the Chicago Tribune (which is owned...

Mr. Wrong: Why do you think they smoke it, dope?

Mr. Wrong: Why do you think they smoke it, dope?

As the Leisure Party’s candidate for United States...

Mr. Wrong: Now is the season of complaining about baseball

Mr. Wrong: Now is the season of complaining about baseball

All right! This week is Baseball Season, and for me, that...

Mr. Wrong: It's free Baltimore Orioles baseball crap season

Mr. Wrong: It's free Baltimore Orioles baseball crap season

Hey Baltimore, and deeper still, hey...

Mr. Wrong: Today's column features a valuable prize and you probably did not win it

Mr. Wrong: Today's column features a valuable prize and you probably did not win it

A couple-few weeks ago right here in the metaphysical space...

Conflicts of Interest: Mea Culpa

Conflicts of Interest: Mea Culpa

I’ve been writing a lot about Light City, the light festival slated to...

Conflicts of Interest: You, me, and Alcibiades

Conflicts of Interest: You, me, and Alcibiades

Plato’s “Symposium” begins with...

Conflicts of Interest: Lexington Market is not a shithole

Conflicts of Interest: Lexington Market is not a shithole

The Lexington Market is a shithole. At least that’s the impression one...

Conflicts of Interest: Going viral

Conflicts of Interest: Going viral

On Friday evening, it was glorious  to be back out...

Conflicts of Interest: Trees have nothing to teach me

Conflicts of Interest: Trees have nothing to teach me

When asked why he never left the city, Socrates responded, “Landscapes and...

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Field Tripping: Taxing Water

Field Tripping: Taxing Water

I took the afternoon off on Tax Day, a reward for having...

Field Tripping: Sick Days

Field Tripping: Sick Days

I would rather write this column about all the fun times I&...

Field Tripping: Basketballing

Field Tripping: Basketballing

It’s my spring break, and I usually spend this week...

Field Tripping: Get on the bus

Field Tripping: Get on the bus

I didn’t learn to drive a car until I was in my 20s....

Field Tripping: Dipping a toe in

Field Tripping: Dipping a toe in

I’ve never gotten a pedicure....

It's Gianna Bitch: Disney World makes me sick

It's Gianna Bitch: Disney World makes me sick

Look, I get why the quarterback for the winning team...

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

I must be listening to too much Taylor Swift because when I was trying to write a column last week...

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

Feminism is taking over the world and it must be stopped....

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Here's a fun game. Go to any comment section on an online story/video/blog/whatever about or written...

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Whenever your mom shares something on Facebook about feminism, it's time to get skeptical.

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Weed Issue

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Weed Issue

W is for WOW I LIKE IT

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Public Health Dazzler

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Public Health Dazzler

The thing the tobacco industry doesn’t want you to know about...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Valentine’s Day was stressful. Every year, it’s...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

We the people cannot get enough of Mandy Len Catron&...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Nothing says winter magic like the moment the 2015 tent...

The Undercard: The Blast is the best team in Baltimore

The Undercard: The Blast is the best team in Baltimore

The Blast are the best

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

Remember 2012? Remember when the Ravens...

The Undercard: Et Tu Duquette?

Manager Buck Showalter and Executive Vice President of...

The Undercard: Handshakes are for suckers

With the Orioles heading into hot stove season, let’s...

It Ain't Over Till It's Over--and It Ain't Over Yet. Wait, Is It Over?

After heading to Kansas City down 0-2, the...

Hey Cabbie: Truck-drivin' man

Hey Cabbie: Truck-drivin' man

Some days it can be quite difficult...

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

My fare’s destination was the Delta terminal...

Hey Cabbie: New Year's Eve is a Cabbie's best friend

New Year’s Eve is always GOOD!  Cab services...

Hey Cabbie!: Gentrification Vacation

I recently attended my 50th high school reunion, the...

Haves And Have Nots In Baltimore City

You would not believe the percentage of cab rides that...

Savage Love: Virgin Territory

Savage Love: Virgin Territory

I’m an American woman living abroad...

Savage Love: Angry Girls and Diaper Pals

Savage Love: Angry Girls and Diaper Pals

I consider myself a straight guy—but for...

Savage Love: Kinky Boys

Savage Love: Kinky Boys

I’m a straight male kinkster who used to...

Savage Love: Never Enough

Savage Love: Never Enough

I think my husband is addicted to porn. I find...

Savage Love: Massive Cock Blocks

Savage Love: Massive Cock Blocks

I found this in an online sex ad: “...

Free Will Astrology 4/22/15

Free Will Astrology 4/22/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you’re stumped about...

Free Will Astrology 4/15/15

Free Will Astrology 4/15/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The California Gold Rush hit its...

Free Will Astrology 4/8/15

Free Will Astrology 4/8/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Uitwaaien” is a...

Free Will Astrology 4/1/15

Free Will Astrology 4/1/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Choconiverous” is...

Free Will Astrology 3/25/15

Free Will Astrology 3/25/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The term “jumped the...

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