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Chikungunya!

Man, I don’t know about you, but I...

Artscape is Totally Fucking Awesome and You Should Go

Hey Baltimore Patrons of The Arts, it’s almost time for Artscape! What? OK, I...

Spectators Who Vomit During Baltimore Orioles Games Should be Summarily Ejected for Reasons of Public Health

Trigger warning: The above headline already kinda spoilered it, but if you have...

You Should Be Patient with the Currently-Crappy New and Improved City Paper Website

I have said this before, but nothing ever stops me from saying the same stuff...

How I Am Spending My Summer Vacation

Arroooo!!! Hey everybody, it's Summer! In honor of that, even though I am...

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Harriet Tubman, Badass

I am filing this week’s column from a hotel room off Delaware’s Route...

Election Day

I love Election Day. I mean, I really, really love it. It’s my mom’s fault, I...

Summer Sunday

Embarrassment of field-tripping possibilities, so much so that sometimes it feels oppressive. I...

Kayak Class

This week's field trip started like every single one should start for the next...

Spring Heartbreak

It was raining, but fuck it, it was my spring break, and I was going to get some...

Unicorn Hunters

I am a single woman, 31, in Los Angeles, and on OkCupid. (We all are.) I’...

Trans guys have amazing dicks that are different from cis guys' dicks-how does she know she won't like it or even prefer it?

Of love and regret My boyfriend of three months, "Marcus," told me last week that he is...

"The same creeps, jerks, and assholes on standard dating sites are on BDSM-centric sites."

I'm what was once quaintly called a "woman of a certain age" who started reading your column to...

It doesn't sound like being alone or your terminal illness are the only reasons you're hesitating to file those divorce papers. It sounds to me like you love your wife.?

love and death? I have a slowly terminal disease and don't have more than five or six...

If deep-throating were dangerous-if cocks were doing permanent damage to throats- I would've heard about it by now.

I am a straight male, married to a woman for 25 years. Our marriage started to go sour about 14...

Free Will Astrology July 16-23

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of...

Free Will Astrology 7/9/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): What are the sources that heal and nourish you? Where do...

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Would you like your savings account to grow? Then...

Your power animal this June is the bunny rabbit.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and comets...

I hesitate to compare you to your fellow Aquarian Kim Jong-il.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) I believe your persuasive powers will be stronger than...