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Mr. Wrong: You should totally fucking holiday anyway you want, man

Mr. Wrong: You should totally fucking holiday anyway you want, man

Now is The Holidays! It is easy to see how you might feel...

Mr. Wrong: Thanksgivingfullness will never have a finale

Mr. Wrong: Thanksgivingfullness will never have a finale

Hey turkeys, next week is my absolute fave-rave Holiday...

They Want You To Pay Faster So You Will Buy More Stuff, Fool

They Want You To Pay Faster So You Will Buy More Stuff, Fool

Things are getting Worse, man, now they...

Mr. Wrong: Thanks to Mexico, I'm More Tolerant of Adult Halloween This Year

Mr. Wrong: Thanks to Mexico, I'm More Tolerant of Adult Halloween This Year

Usually I am justĀ a li’l bit irritated with Halloween, specifically in...

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Field Tripping: Costco Saturdays

Leave it to capitalism to make shopping a holiday. I mean,...

Fieldtripping: Staring at the Sun

The only thing I love more than a good coupon is a...

Field Tripping: Getting Historic

I have one of those sweet day jobs where I...

TrawlerFesting

Like many a field trip, this one started with the phrase,...

Star Spangling

I feel like I’ve been star-spangled celebrating since...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Tackling the Issue

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Tackling the Issue

At this time I would like to formally offer my services...

Quiz: Which Word Document Template Are You?

Quiz: Which Word Document Template Are You?

What does your choice of Word document template have to say...

Time Flies Like An Arrow

Time Flies Like An Arrow

It is September, and I know you’re thinking what I’m thinking. That&...

A Slimy Recess

A Slimy Recess

I for one am swollen with relief at the...

Summer: It's What's Wrong with America

Many people ask me, “Why is summer such a problem this time of year?”...

The Undercard: Handshakes are for suckers

With the Orioles heading into hot stove season, let’s...

It Ain't Over Till It's Over--and It Ain't Over Yet. Wait, Is It Over?

After heading to Kansas City down 0-2, the...

The Undercard

Being in first place doesn’t feel as good as it should. As it stands Monday...

Savage Love: Cruel Intentions

Savage Love: Cruel Intentions

Cruel Intentions - I am a bi male in my early 20s who until recently was in the closet. I have...

Savage Love: Sticking Points

Savage Love: Sticking Points

Sticking Points

Savage Love: Ex and Friendship

Savage Love: Ex and Friendship

I’m a pretty quiet Midwestern woman...

Savage Love: Spank U

Savage Love: Spank U

Is this even Dan? Probably not, probably an...

Savage Love: Inanimate Objections

Savage Love: Inanimate Objections

My son is 15 going on 16, and he’s...

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): What exactly do you believe in?...

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Someone on Reddit.com posed...

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): We all have addictive and...

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Shape-shifting is a common theme...

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you live in Gaza, you don&...

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