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I Am Setting My Clock Back Now From Daylight Savings Time But You Can Live Any Way You Want

This week it is officially Fall, and I for one am totally...

Q&A Transcript of a non-hypothetical Conversation Between my Legal Counsel and Me

Q&A Transcript of a non-hypothetical Conversation Between my Legal Counsel and Me

I am happy to be using the space for...

Best of Baltimore is the Best, of Baltimore, and it's Next Week Right Here in City Paper

Best of Baltimore is the Best, of Baltimore, and it's Next Week Right Here in City Paper

Hey Baltimore, next week is my fave-rave time of the year, the Best episode of...

The Simmering of Summer Movies

The Simmering of Summer Movies

Hey man, Summer is almost over, but not yet! Depending on when this iteration of...

Always Bet On Sport

I hate school, seriously, I have gone on record many times as saying there are many...

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Star Spangling

I feel like I’ve been star-spangled celebrating since...

Penny Slots

A lot of ink has been spilled about the new casino downtown. The folks in charge...

I Went to Ripley's, Believe It Or Not

When the ladyfriend asked me out on a date recently and hinted we’d be...

Summer Reading Challenge

Well, I’ve got to admit I haven’t had time to take a real field trip in...

Sandy Point State Park

Real summer field trips mean trips to the beach, right? I&...

Time Flies Like An Arrow

Time Flies Like An Arrow

It is September, and I know you’re thinking what I’m thinking. That&...

A Slimy Recess

A Slimy Recess

I for one am swollen with relief at the...

Summer: It's What's Wrong with America

Many people ask me, “Why is summer such a problem this time of year?”...

The Undercard

Being in first place doesn’t feel as good as it should. As it stands Monday...

Friends in Need

Friends in Need

Friends in Need

Savage Love 9/24/14

Savage Love 9/24/14

Making a Move

Savage Love 9/17/14

Savage Love 9/17/14

Get It Together

Quick and Dirty

Quick and Dirty

Quick and Dirty

Crazy in Love

Crazy in Love

Crazy in Love

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): As I hike through the wilderness...

Free Will Astrology 9/24/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s no secret. The...

Free Will Astrology 9/17/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): These horoscopes I write for you...

Free Will Astrology 9/10/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the 2000 film “Cast Away,” Tom Hanks...

Free Will Astrology 9/3/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I don’t usually do this kind of thing, but I&...

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