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Mr. Wrong: Super Bowl XLIX, Enjoy the Swirl

Next week is one of my High Holidays, one of the Holiest of Holies, one of the Most...

Mr. Wrong: Everybody Please Make Dollars, It's Business Never Personal

I am very Pro-Development here in My Baltimore, in terms of how I...

Mr. Wrong: The Minimum-Wage Statue of Liberty is a Pimp-Pawn Used in The Man's War on Your Subsistence-Level Income

Every once in a while here at the Mr....

Mr. Wrong: Once you Gain the Ability to Appreciate Nothing it is Something Quite Unlike Anything

Woweeee! This is absolutely one of my favemost times of...

Mr. Wrong: The Resonation of my Personal Revolution in New Year's Resolutions

This is the final installment of The Mr. Wrong Column for The Year of Our Lord...

Conflicts of Interest: Going viral

On Friday evening, it was glorious  to be back out...

Conflicts of Interest: Trees have nothing to teach me

When asked why he never left the city, Socrates responded, “Landscapes and...

Conflicts of Interest: "Sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid"

A lot of people have hated me this year: Mayor $RB,...

Conflicts of Interest: A tale of two Charlies

The other day at brunch, a guy sitting on the other end...

Conflicts of Interest: I used to be smarter

I was already half-drunk

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Field Tripping: National Memorializing

My twin sister and I meant to head straight to the...

Field Tripping: Bed and Breakfasting

One of the problems with all the Groupon-...

Field Tripping: Fitbitting Across America

I’ve spent a lot of time in airports in the last...

Field Tripping: Christmas Overload

I’m not really much for Christmas. I...

Field Tripping: A critical look at the BMA's American wing

I’ve lived within spitting distance of the...

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

I must be listening to too much Taylor Swift because when I was trying to write a column last week...

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

Feminism is taking over the world and it must be stopped....

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Here's a fun game. Go to any comment section on an online story/video/blog/whatever about or written...

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Whenever your mom shares something on Facebook about feminism, it's time to get skeptical.

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

We the people cannot get enough of Mandy Len Catron&...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Nothing says winter magic like the moment the 2015 tent...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Tackling the Issue

At this time I would like to formally offer my services...

Quiz: Which Word Document Template Are You?

What does your choice of Word document template have to say...

Time Flies Like An Arrow

It is September, and I know you’re thinking what I’m thinking. That&...

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

Remember 2012? Remember when the Ravens...

The Undercard: Et Tu Duquette?

Manager Buck Showalter and Executive Vice President of...

The Undercard: Handshakes are for suckers

With the Orioles heading into hot stove season, let’s...

It Ain't Over Till It's Over--and It Ain't Over Yet. Wait, Is It Over?

After heading to Kansas City down 0-2, the...

The Undercard

Being in first place doesn’t feel as good as it should. As it stands Monday...

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

My fare’s destination was the Delta terminal...

Hey Cabbie: New Year's Eve is a Cabbie's best friend

New Year’s Eve is always GOOD!  Cab services...

Hey Cabbie!: Gentrification Vacation

I recently attended my 50th high school reunion, the...

Haves And Have Nots In Baltimore City

You would not believe the percentage of cab rides that...

Ravens Season is Cabbie's Busy Season

It had been a tough week, which contributed to me being off my projected income...

Savage Love: Coming Clean

Coming Clean

Savage Love: The Hunger

I’m a straight 18-year-old girl in my first sexual...

Savage Love: Porn and Circumstance

My fiancee is extremely bothered by me looking...

Savage Love: Programming Notes

I have been wearing bras and panties with stockings for so long now, it’s become a part of...

Savage Love: Routine Maintenance

What is your stance on maintenance sex? I’d never thought...

Free Will Astrology 1/28/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do you have an entourage or posse that...

Free Will Astrology 1/21/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Is there a patron saint of...

Free Will Astrology 1/14/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will never make anything...

Free Will Astrology 1/7/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In his novel “Breakfast of...

Free Will Astrology 12/31/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Most salamanders reproduce by...