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Mr. Wrong: A Salute to the Graduating Class of 2015 or Whatever

Mr. Wrong: A Salute to the Graduating Class of 2015 or Whatever

Now is Graduation Season, so first and...

Mr. Wrong: Cicada

Mr. Wrong: Cicada

Cicada! Cicada cicada cicada cicada, cicada cicada. Cicada? Cicada cicada (cicada...

Mr. Wrong: Everybody is entitled to a well-behaved uvula

Mr. Wrong: Everybody is entitled to a well-behaved uvula

I have been thinking a lot about my uvula. How’s your...

It's Your Uvula

It's Your Uvula

Well, Halloween is over, baby, and you know what that means: It's Christmas. Yeah, right now, it's...

Mr. Wrong: The Mr. Wrong column is depressed

Mr. Wrong: The Mr. Wrong column is depressed

It’s great for these words to be The Mr. Wrong...

Conflicts of Interest: Conflicts at large

Conflicts of Interest: Conflicts at large

When City Paper was bought by the Sun over a year ago, I argued in a New York Times op-ed that there...

Conflicts Of Interest: Untangling Light City Baltimore 2016

Conflicts Of Interest: Untangling Light City Baltimore 2016

“Can we really get

Conflicts Of Interest: A blue Beattirakis monster

Conflicts Of Interest: A blue Beattirakis monster

When he was a newspaper editor in Baltimore, ...

Conflicts of Interest: Unedited Footage of a Chimp

Conflicts of Interest: Unedited Footage of a Chimp

Cricket Arrison became an actor so that she could work with chimps. At least that&...

Conflicts of Interest: You, me, and Alcibiades

Conflicts of Interest: You, me, and Alcibiades

Plato’s “Symposium” begins with...

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Fieldtripping: Newsing

Fieldtripping: Newsing

The ladyfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary this...

Field Tripping: Time traveling

Field Tripping: Time traveling

When the editors of City Paper told me that my column...

Field Tripping: Taxing Water

Field Tripping: Taxing Water

I took the afternoon off on Tax Day, a reward for having...

Field Tripping: Sick Days

Field Tripping: Sick Days

I would rather write this column about all the fun times I&...

Field Tripping: Basketballing

Field Tripping: Basketballing

It’s my spring break, and I usually spend this week...

It's Gianna Bitch: Disney World makes me sick

It's Gianna Bitch: Disney World makes me sick

Look, I get why the quarterback for the winning team...

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

I must be listening to too much Taylor Swift because when I was trying to write a column last week...

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

Feminism is taking over the world and it must be stopped....

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Here's a fun game. Go to any comment section on an online story/video/blog/whatever about or written...

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Whenever your mom shares something on Facebook about feminism, it's time to get skeptical.

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Weed Issue

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: The Weed Issue

W is for WOW I LIKE IT

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Public Health Dazzler

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Public Health Dazzler

The thing the tobacco industry doesn’t want you to know about...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Valentine’s Day was stressful. Every year, it’s...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

We the people cannot get enough of Mandy Len Catron&...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Nothing says winter magic like the moment the 2015 tent...

The Undercard: As Preakness looms, major changes may be coming to Maryland racing

The Undercard: As Preakness looms, major changes may be coming to Maryland racing

The Preakness Stakes has an enviable...

The Undercard: The Blast is the best team in Baltimore

The Undercard: The Blast is the best team in Baltimore

The Blast are the best

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

Remember 2012? Remember when the Ravens...

The Undercard: Et Tu Duquette?

Manager Buck Showalter and Executive Vice President of...

The Undercard: Handshakes are for suckers

With the Orioles heading into hot stove season, let’s...

Hey Cabbie: Tired of this shit

Hey Cabbie: Tired of this shit

Racial issues will be America’s...

Hey Cabbie: Truck-drivin' man

Hey Cabbie: Truck-drivin' man

Some days it can be quite difficult...

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

My fare’s destination was the Delta terminal...

Hey Cabbie: New Year's Eve is a Cabbie's best friend

New Year’s Eve is always GOOD!¬† Cab services...

Hey Cabbie!: Gentrification Vacation

I recently attended my 50th high school reunion, the...

Savage Love: Aced Out

Savage Love: Aced Out

You often mention asexual people. I believe...

Savage Love: Car Talk

Savage Love: Car Talk

Car Talk

Savage Love: Fixated

Savage Love: Fixated

Fixated

Savage Love: Virgin Territory

Savage Love: Virgin Territory

I’m an American woman living abroad...

Savage Love: Angry Girls and Diaper Pals

Savage Love: Angry Girls and Diaper Pals

I consider myself a straight guy—but for...

Free Will Astrology 5/27/15

Free Will Astrology 5/27/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keith Moon played drums for...

Free Will Astrology 5/20/15

Free Will Astrology 5/20/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): James McNeil Whistler was an...

Free Will Astrology 5/13/15

Free Will Astrology 5/13/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The danger of resisting a...

Free Will Astrology 4/22/15

Free Will Astrology 4/22/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you’re stumped about...

Free Will Astrology 4/15/15

Free Will Astrology 4/15/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The California Gold Rush hit its...

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