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Mr. Wrong: I'm Baltimore as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore

Mr. Wrong: I'm Baltimore as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore

Hey Baltimore, let’s crack open this week’s...

Mr. Wrong: Light for all, on the LED Art Board and an impending colonoscopy

Mr. Wrong: Light for all, on the LED Art Board and an impending colonoscopy

I enjoy that giant electronic billboard up on Charles...

Mr. Wrong: Taking a big hot take on a flat screen

Mr. Wrong: Taking a big hot take on a flat screen

I don’t know about you—...

Mr. Wrong: The bright light from my hot button is giving me a headache

Mr. Wrong: The bright light from my hot button is giving me a headache

Like many U.S. Americans, I have a few “Hot Button”...

Mr. Wrong: Super Bowl XLIX, Enjoy the Swirl

Mr. Wrong: Super Bowl XLIX, Enjoy the Swirl

Next week is one of my High Holidays, one of the Holiest of Holies, one of the Most...

Conflicts of Interest: You, me, and Alcibiades

Conflicts of Interest: You, me, and Alcibiades

Plato’s “Symposium” begins with...

Conflicts of Interest: Lexington Market is not a shithole

Conflicts of Interest: Lexington Market is not a shithole

The Lexington Market is a shithole. At least that’s the impression one...

Conflicts of Interest: Going viral

Conflicts of Interest: Going viral

On Friday evening, it was glorious  to be back out...

Conflicts of Interest: Trees have nothing to teach me

Conflicts of Interest: Trees have nothing to teach me

When asked why he never left the city, Socrates responded, “Landscapes and...

Conflicts of Interest: "Sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid"

Conflicts of Interest: "Sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid"

A lot of people have hated me this year: Mayor $RB,...

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Field Tripping: Dipping a toe in

Field Tripping: Dipping a toe in

I’ve never gotten a pedicure....

Field Tripping: Missing Mardi Gras

Field Tripping: Missing Mardi Gras

When people from outside New...

Field Tripping: National Memorializing

Field Tripping: National Memorializing

My twin sister and I meant to head straight to the...

Field Tripping: Bed and Breakfasting

Field Tripping: Bed and Breakfasting

One of the problems with all the Groupon-...

Field Tripping: Fitbitting Across America

I’ve spent a lot of time in airports in the last...

It's Gianna Bitch: Disney World makes me sick

It's Gianna Bitch: Disney World makes me sick

Look, I get why the quarterback for the winning team...

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

I must be listening to too much Taylor Swift because when I was trying to write a column last week...

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

Feminism is taking over the world and it must be stopped....

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Here's a fun game. Go to any comment section on an online story/video/blog/whatever about or written...

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Whenever your mom shares something on Facebook about feminism, it's time to get skeptical.

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Valentine’s Day was stressful. Every year, it’s...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

We the people cannot get enough of Mandy Len Catron&...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Nothing says winter magic like the moment the 2015 tent...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Tackling the Issue

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Tackling the Issue

At this time I would like to formally offer my services...

Quiz: Which Word Document Template Are You?

Quiz: Which Word Document Template Are You?

What does your choice of Word document template have to say...

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

Remember 2012? Remember when the Ravens...

The Undercard: Et Tu Duquette?

Manager Buck Showalter and Executive Vice President of...

The Undercard: Handshakes are for suckers

With the Orioles heading into hot stove season, let’s...

It Ain't Over Till It's Over--and It Ain't Over Yet. Wait, Is It Over?

After heading to Kansas City down 0-2, the...

The Undercard

Being in first place doesn’t feel as good as it should. As it stands Monday...

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

My fare’s destination was the Delta terminal...

Hey Cabbie: New Year's Eve is a Cabbie's best friend

New Year’s Eve is always GOOD!  Cab services...

Hey Cabbie!: Gentrification Vacation

I recently attended my 50th high school reunion, the...

Haves And Have Nots In Baltimore City

You would not believe the percentage of cab rides that...

Ravens Season is Cabbie's Busy Season

It had been a tough week, which contributed to me being off my projected income...

Savage Love: Sick and Easy

Savage Love: Sick and Easy

I have been reading your column for years,...

Savage Love: Daddy Issues

Savage Love: Daddy Issues

My father is 65 years old and has been a devoted husband to...

Savage Love: The Ethical Sadist

Savage Love: The Ethical Sadist

My 15-year-old son has been...

Savage Love: What Would You Do?

Savage Love: What Would You Do?

My husband and I are a straight couple in our early 50s, and we’...

Savage Love: Coming Clean

Savage Love: Coming Clean

Coming Clean

Free Will Astrology 2/25/15

Free Will Astrology 2/25/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Lately your life reminds me of the...

Free Will Astrology 2/18/15

Free Will Astrology 2/18/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): There are many different...

Free Will Astrology 2/11/15

Free Will Astrology 2/11/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I hope you have someone in...

Free Will Astrology 2/4/15

Free Will Astrology 2/4/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In 1979, Monty Python comedian John Cleese...

Free Will Astrology 1/28/15

Free Will Astrology 1/28/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do you have an entourage or posse that...

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