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Mr. Wrong: My shopping list of grievances with an unnamed supermarket in Baltimore

Mr. Wrong: My shopping list of grievances with an unnamed supermarket in Baltimore

I did a Bad Thing in a Supermarket, which will remain...

Mr. Wrong: I'm Baltimore as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore

Mr. Wrong: I'm Baltimore as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore

Hey Baltimore, let’s crack open this week’s...

Mr. Wrong: Light for all, on the LED Art Board and an impending colonoscopy

Mr. Wrong: Light for all, on the LED Art Board and an impending colonoscopy

I enjoy that giant electronic billboard up on Charles...

Mr. Wrong: Taking a big hot take on a flat screen

Mr. Wrong: Taking a big hot take on a flat screen

I don’t know about you—...

Mr. Wrong: The bright light from my hot button is giving me a headache

Mr. Wrong: The bright light from my hot button is giving me a headache

Like many U.S. Americans, I have a few “Hot Button”...

Conflicts of Interest: You, me, and Alcibiades

Conflicts of Interest: You, me, and Alcibiades

Plato’s “Symposium” begins with...

Conflicts of Interest: Lexington Market is not a shithole

Conflicts of Interest: Lexington Market is not a shithole

The Lexington Market is a shithole. At least that’s the impression one...

Conflicts of Interest: Going viral

Conflicts of Interest: Going viral

On Friday evening, it was glorious  to be back out...

Conflicts of Interest: Trees have nothing to teach me

Conflicts of Interest: Trees have nothing to teach me

When asked why he never left the city, Socrates responded, “Landscapes and...

Conflicts of Interest: "Sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid"

Conflicts of Interest: "Sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid"

A lot of people have hated me this year: Mayor $RB,...

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Field Tripping: Dipping a toe in

Field Tripping: Dipping a toe in

I’ve never gotten a pedicure....

Field Tripping: Missing Mardi Gras

Field Tripping: Missing Mardi Gras

When people from outside New...

Field Tripping: National Memorializing

Field Tripping: National Memorializing

My twin sister and I meant to head straight to the...

Field Tripping: Bed and Breakfasting

Field Tripping: Bed and Breakfasting

One of the problems with all the Groupon-...

Field Tripping: Fitbitting Across America

I’ve spent a lot of time in airports in the last...

It's Gianna Bitch: Disney World makes me sick

It's Gianna Bitch: Disney World makes me sick

Look, I get why the quarterback for the winning team...

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

It's Gianna Bitch!: What's the proper way to use social media during moments of great upheaval? IDEK

I must be listening to too much Taylor Swift because when I was trying to write a column last week...

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

It's Gianna Bitch: Men's rights now!

Feminism is taking over the world and it must be stopped....

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Being a woman on the internet is hard

Here's a fun game. Go to any comment section on an online story/video/blog/whatever about or written...

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Why you should ignore 'F-Bombs for Feminism' and the company that made it

Whenever your mom shares something on Facebook about feminism, it's time to get skeptical.

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Seasonal affectation disorder of the third kind

Valentine’s Day was stressful. Every year, it’s...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: To Fall In Love With Yourself, Do This

We the people cannot get enough of Mandy Len Catron&...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Top Tent List

Nothing says winter magic like the moment the 2015 tent...

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Tackling the Issue

Hot Fudge Wednesdays: Tackling the Issue

At this time I would like to formally offer my services...

Quiz: Which Word Document Template Are You?

Quiz: Which Word Document Template Are You?

What does your choice of Word document template have to say...

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

The Undercard: 'The most hated team in the NFL' goes to Boston

Remember 2012? Remember when the Ravens...

The Undercard: Et Tu Duquette?

Manager Buck Showalter and Executive Vice President of...

The Undercard: Handshakes are for suckers

With the Orioles heading into hot stove season, let’s...

It Ain't Over Till It's Over--and It Ain't Over Yet. Wait, Is It Over?

After heading to Kansas City down 0-2, the...

The Undercard

Being in first place doesn’t feel as good as it should. As it stands Monday...

Hey Cabbie: Truck-drivin' man

Hey Cabbie: Truck-drivin' man

Some days it can be quite difficult...

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

Hey Cabbie: Rushin' Russian

My fare’s destination was the Delta terminal...

Hey Cabbie: New Year's Eve is a Cabbie's best friend

New Year’s Eve is always GOOD!  Cab services...

Hey Cabbie!: Gentrification Vacation

I recently attended my 50th high school reunion, the...

Haves And Have Nots In Baltimore City

You would not believe the percentage of cab rides that...

Savage Love: Brief of Hearts

Savage Love: Brief of Hearts

wife issues.

Savage Love: Sick and Easy

Savage Love: Sick and Easy

I have been reading your column for years,...

Savage Love: Daddy Issues

Savage Love: Daddy Issues

My father is 65 years old and has been a devoted husband to...

Savage Love: The Ethical Sadist

Savage Love: The Ethical Sadist

My 15-year-old son has been...

Savage Love: What Would You Do?

Savage Love: What Would You Do?

My husband and I are a straight couple in our early 50s, and we’...

Free Will Astrology 3/4/15

Free Will Astrology 3/4/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): To depict what lay beyond the...

Free Will Astrology 2/25/15

Free Will Astrology 2/25/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Lately your life reminds me of the...

Free Will Astrology 2/18/15

Free Will Astrology 2/18/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): There are many different...

Free Will Astrology 2/11/15

Free Will Astrology 2/11/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I hope you have someone in...

Free Will Astrology 2/4/15

Free Will Astrology 2/4/15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In 1979, Monty Python comedian John Cleese...

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