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Frito-Lay: Stop Testing Potato Chips on Public

Frito-Lay: Stop Testing Potato Chips on Public

Like many U.S. Americans, I enjoy to snack on snack food products, as opposed to...

Right Now It Is Baseball Season, Fuckos, and Don't You Forget It

Right Now It Is Baseball Season, Fuckos, and Don't You Forget It

It’s not football season, OK? It’s fucking Baseball season. Your...

I'm Hungry

I'm Hungry

Seriously, I could eat right now, I mean,...

The Late Mr. Wrong Column

I lost my Day Job back in March, and since then, I have...

Chikungunya!

Chikungunya!

Man, I don’t know about you, but I...

5 Orioles Facts and 5 Orioles Fictions

Fact: Despite all the injuries and inconsistencies, the Orioles are in first place....

U.S. AND A!

Thirty-two of the Earth's 196 nations—nearly 16 percent—are gripped...

It's hard not to be intimidated by a guy who taught himself to fight by punching down trees.

If City Paper were a shed, I'd be one of the duller tools, maybe the bowling ball...

With just one signing, Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos rewrote the Orioles off season playbook.

Hey Spring, thanks for coming. I don't want to sound like an ass-hat or anything,...

The Greatest Show on One Wheel

The NCAA Championships are this weekend, and my bracket isn't looking so hot....

Summer Reading Challenge

Well, I’ve got to admit I haven’t had time to take a real field trip in...

Sandy Point State Park

Real summer field trips mean trips to the beach, right? I&...

Harriet Tubman, Badass

I am filing this week’s column from a hotel room off Delaware’s Route...

Election Day

I love Election Day. I mean, I really, really love it. It’s my mom’s fault, I...

Summer Sunday

Embarrassment of field-tripping possibilities, so much so that sometimes it feels oppressive. I...

Married Ladies

Married Ladies

I am a 38-year-old

Puppy Love

Puppy Love

I’m a 25-year-old gay male into puppy...

Object Transference

Object Transference

I’m a 20-something genetic male

Unicorn Hunters

I am a single woman, 31, in Los Angeles, and on OkCupid. (We all are.) I’...

Trans guys have amazing dicks that are different from cis guys' dicks-how does she know she won't like it or even prefer it?

Of love and regret My boyfriend of three months, "Marcus," told me last week that he is...

Free Will Astrology 8/20/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): An American named Kevin Shelley accomplished a feat...

Free Will Astrology 8/12/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Researchers in Peru have recently tracked down many...

Free Will Astrology July 16-23

ARIES (March 21-April 19): "I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of...

Free Will Astrology 7/9/14

ARIES (March 21-April 19): What are the sources that heal and nourish you? Where do...

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Would you like your savings account to grow? Then...

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