March 5, 2014
If you ever want to feel just a little bit worse about humanity, ask 10 of your friends what their favorite macaroni and cheese is, because at least one of them will say Kraft. I'm no snob, I eat processed crap on the regular, but that Kraft shit is below even my very low bar. I mean at least spring for the Velveeta shells and cheese if you really want something out of a box, or better yet, Stouffer's frozen mac and cheese, which is pretty damn delicious. Actually those three products, in addition to demarcating the spectrum of store-bought mac and cheese, sort of represent three of the main types of mac and cheese vis-a-vis cooking it at home. Layered noodles and cheese is one of the most ancient pasta preparations (albeit closer in form to a lasagna), and macaroni, being an extruded pasta, was rich-people food prior to industrialization. So also consider that boxed mac and cheese is kinda symbolic of the dish becoming one for the masses, a culinary "people's elbow," if you will. Get it, elbow? Sorry. Anyway on to the major mac and cheese templates:
1. Pasta, milk, cheese: The simplest technique, which is basically layering cooked noodles and shredded cheese, adding milk, covering, and baking.
Pros: A blind chimp could make it.
Cons: Uneven distribution of cheese and dried-out upper and outer surfaces. Often just plain milk will boil off before imbuing moisture to the pasta and cheese. One way to mitigate this is by beating an egg yolk into the milk, which helps the milk act as a binding agent and thickener.
2. Bechamel sauce: The most rigorous and refined way of making the milk a thickening/binding agent, as mentioned above, this uses the classic mother sauce made from butter, flour, and milk as the base for what is essentially homemade cheese sauce.
Pros: Very even distribution of cheesy liquid, ensuring consistent flavor, texture, and moistness throughout the dish. This can also be made as a one-pot dish if you are using an oven-proof saucepan to make the bechamel/cheese sauce.
Cons: Time-consuming and tricky to execute.
3. Cream cheese: So this is a little bit of a cheat, because instead of making a bechamel from scratch to act as a sauce, you utilize the emulsifier that's used in making cream cheese: xanthan gum, which is a natural product (bacterial secretion-sexy, I know). All it takes is a one-to-one ratio of cream cheese to milk, combined over heat, to form the basis of the cheese sauce.
Pros: An easy way to accomplish essentially the same result as a bechamel sauce, with a lot less work.
Cons: The cream cheese does add a bit of its own flavor, and while it's not unpleasant, it might cause interference if you're going for a very specific type of cheese flavor.
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