Cinco de Mayo and Masturbation Celebration with Miracle Whip, the Headwounds, Newlywed Debbie, Djs Matt Walter, Retardo DJ Lo-Fi, and Taco Belle's Pinata Party
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NICE JARS: Miracle Whip Whips It May 5.
and Sauza, thinking, Fuck it, it’s Cinco de Mayo, let’s get Mexican food and a margarita, not thinking of said holiday’s amateur status, and that every other person of legal drinking age was about to do the same thing. Yeah, we ended up in a crowded restaurant/bar that night, and with a tequila hangover the next day. This year, we’re heading straight to the hangover at the Talking Head’s Fiesta Cinco de MAYO and Masturbation Celebration (organized by City Paper production guy Jim Lucio), featuring special sauce Miracle Whip, the gash-alicious Headwounds, man of a thousand sneaks DJ Matt Walter (also of CP production department fame), retardo “DJ” Lo-Fi (another Lucio guise), and, straddling the border, Taco Belle and her Piñata Party. Salud! —Wendy Ward