So there's getting named Forbes magazine 14th coolest city in their "Coolest Cities" list, which is lame, and then there's Baltimore, as in, we are not cool, we don't care about cool, we do not give a fuck if you think we are cool, so that makes us the coolest. We do how we do. We have lots of problems, yeah, so get involved, some way, any way, that'd be cool, and while you're at it, you get to be part of a city that is fighting to find its way with the availability of all its cheap housing, huge potential labor force, crazy booming arts scene, more and better bars and restaurants and shops opening every day, and people who let you be yourself, which is cool.