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Free Range Review: Gutmans

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MORE | Owl Meat Gravy | 11/20/2009 3:38:07 PM

Free Range Review: Gutmans

Huh? The door with the address on it is the address of the restaurant but it is nit the entrance? Okay.Just some random ugy door? ...

MORE | Owl Meat Gravy | 11/19/2009 3:10:51 PM

Free Range Review: Gutmans

Kind of a bad sign that the best photo they could get was of the front door with the cheapo uneven stick-on address numbers. Eye appeal is buy appeal. ...

MORE | Owl Meat Gravy | 11/19/2009 12:22:27 PM

Imprints Review: 1989: Bob Dylan Didn't Have This to Sing About

For the record, the subtitle "Bob Dylan didn't have this to sing about" is a verbatim quote from the first verse of Jesus Jones' "Right Here, Right Now": "A woman on the radio talked about revolution when it's already passed her by Bob Dylan didn't have this to sing about you know it feels good to be alive" Clover isn't quoting it to express an opinion; throughout the essay he uses pop lyrics f ...

MORE | McBret | 11/19/2009 12:08:37 PM

Free Range Review: Gutmans

Hey Jay C, I think it's you that's in love with Elizabeth Large given your obsession with her. Just saying. Pay attention Jay C, I haven't been on D@L since August 20 and barely before then. i think your love jones for Lizzy and cheap coffee has clouded your brain like the CoffeeMate you put in it. I don't know what the party line is. This has been much discussed on Midnight Sun. Seriously, Jay wh ...

MORE | Owl Meat Gravy | 11/19/2009 11:14:02 AM

Free Range Review: Gutmans

I've got to wait for my pants to dry so I have time to give you some suggestions for a new name. I took them from phrases in the review: Severe concrete façade A lonely spot Multi-business venue Un-peopled, unwelcoming Miniature faux marble fountain Miscalculation Shiny and flattened Jumble of global-fusion Puddle of blackish sauce Oily spaetzel The Gutman Experience As I suggested on Midnight S ...

MORE | Owl Meat Gravy | 11/18/2009 6:31:53 PM

Free Range Review: Gutmans

Maybe I should have been more succinct and less of a bloviating didact: In marketing perception is reality. ...

MORE | Owl Meat Gravy | 11/18/2009 6:15:57 PM

Free Range Review: Gutmans

I don't care if it's the name of a sick puppy that pulled baby Jesus out of a burning building, it's a bad name for a restaurant. When the customer needs to do research to find out why a business has an unappealing name then the business has failed in that part of marketing. I guess I could check the web site. Oh no, I can't. what would I have to do, call the restaurant and interview the staff? Th ...

MORE | Owl Meat Gravy | 11/18/2009 5:37:12 PM

Stuffed

oops. duly noted and fixed. ...

MORE | thill | 11/18/2009 4:57:00 PM

Murder Ink

Patterson Park resident why are you jumping all over bmore sucks when you know for a fact that the violence and crime is out of control. You should know with first hand experience that these ignorant ass gangbangers are tearing this city apart. I moved from Baltimore around 2005 and everytime I come home I am in a hurry to leave. I love my city but I hate those ignorant ass young people who are ...

MORE | D-nice | 11/18/2009 4:36:05 PM

Free Range Review: Gutmans

What names were rejected before settling on "Gutman's"? Spleen Blasters? Burpy Pete's Unctuous Plate? Goop-hats? Shoe of Food? Vittles and Podiatry? The Murky Trough? Smell This? The Brown Eyed Grille? ...

MORE | Owl Meat Gravy | 11/18/2009 2:27:27 PM

Stuck on Stupid

& don't think you can hurt my feelings by calling me a cockroach, MY FEELINGS ARE ALREADY HURT by reading your fool column! (Corrected version of earlier post.) ...

MORE | Count Tousser | 11/18/2009 12:54:07 PM

Gun Club

Wow, the heroin got itself into your daughter's body without her consent? Pretty neat trick for an inanimate object! ...

MORE | Count Tousser | 11/18/2009 12:52:13 PM

Murder Ink

bmore sucks is probably an Ehrlich sycophant who has nothing better to do than bash Baltimore on various websites. Go f--- yourself. ...

MORE | Patterson Park Resident | 11/18/2009 11:04:27 AM

Eye Opener

Oh!!!! It is really a great and so informative article. I like it. I now know that much of my vision is gone forever. Never again can I walk in the mountains by moonlight, as contrast sensitivity has faded. I cannot work all day and stay up late into the evening reading the latest science-fiction novel or watching a movie. I cannot share driving all night with my spouse so that we can go skiing. . ...

MORE | shellykane | 11/18/2009 12:15:47 AM

Murder Ink

Jrrbrts you are an idiot for blaming the BPD and not looking at our own destructive behavior in the streets of Baltimore City. The BPD kills far less people than we do in the city. Why cant we as black people accept the fact that ignorance and thuglife is looked upon as something special. Why cant we perpetuate knowledge, creativity, and intelligence in the city. The cops should be any where t ...

MORE | D-nice | 11/17/2009 8:44:56 PM

Murder Ink

This has been a murderous week in Baltimore and I can not wait to the commissioner longterm crime fighting strategy kick in and lower the murder rate. The criminals out there are not playing fair and I thnk it is time for the system to eradicate crime and violence by any means. I'm sorry if your son and daughters are out there gang banging and get killed but save me the tears and bury there sorr ...

MORE | D-nice | 11/17/2009 8:25:49 PM

Stuck on Stupid

& don't think you can hurt my feelings by calling me a cockroach, MY FFELINGS ARE ALREADY HURT by reading your fool column! PS Your name's spelled wrong up there.... ...

MORE | Count Tousser | 11/17/2009 5:10:55 PM

Cheap Eats Review: The Old Smokehouse Pit Beef and BBQ

Eating MEAT! How evil of you to deprive the starving billions of the world of the food they need because the grain THEY could be eating is going to feed cows! Seeing as how you LOVE the smoking ban, & hate junkies...blahblahblah.... ...

MORE | Count Tousser | 11/17/2009 5:08:46 PM

Cheap Eats Review: The Old Smokehouse Pit Beef and BBQ

I stumbled across this place the other day and I intend to try it. ...

MORE | EdibleMarie | 11/17/2009 12:58:10 PM

Beans and Bread and Circuses

I volunteer at St. Vincent De Paul, so I'm a bit biased. I live in Highlandtown, and I don't have a soup kitchen/helping hand next door or in my backyard. If Beans and Bread didn't have the homeless/under priviledged clientel, then they would close up shop and move to where the needy are. The staff and volunteers of Beans and Bread are an amazing group of people, and they just want to help. I do ...

MORE | ChildOGaia | 11/12/2009 2:06:01 PM

Beans and Bread and Circuses

Wow...Charles if you actually said anything of value I'd be amazed. Perhaps one day you'll surprise me...I doubt it. Unlike you my belief doesn't require that of others. Not to mention you have no idea what's near my house. ...

MORE | Amadeo | 11/12/2009 11:56:42 AM

Stuck on Stupid

some things just aren't that funny --LIKE YOUR INANE COLUMN!~ ahhahhahhhah hohohohoho whowhooooo ...

MORE | Count Tousser | 11/12/2009 11:03:54 AM

Murder Ink

Do you have a LIFE, Charles? ...

MORE | Count Tousser | 11/12/2009 10:57:22 AM

Murder Ink

Hey is another clueless citizen who blast others for making emotional charged, racist and overly generalized comments and yet commits the same offense. The best part is that Hey does at the same time, classic! As a person who was born and raised in one of the poorer sections of this state, has a multicultural family, lived in Asia for seven years before buying a home in the Greater Baltimore ar ...

MORE | Charles | 11/12/2009 6:24:23 AM

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